Ingredients

How to make a baby

(serving size 1)

Ingredients:

 1 Prenatal vitamin

 1 DHA

 1 1200mg Mucinex

 1 100mg B6 QD

 3 500mg Amoxicillin

 1 egg

 4-6cc baby juice

Directions:
 Have period

 Wait 1 week

 Mix all solid ingredients in stomach daily with at 48oz water or decaf tea

(optional) Add acupuncture, massage, visualizations, and/or prayer

 Wait 1 week

 Place baby juice in slow cooker - IMPORTANT: Do not put wet ingredients in stomach

 Await arrival of egg in slow cooker. DO NOT CRACK, SEPARATE, OR BEAT.

 Wait 38 weeks

 Serve warm