How (not) to do a home insemination - PRACTICE ROUND

January 17, 2012

Step 1: Insert 4-6cc  faux semen (lube) into Instead cup

Step 2: Carefully slide Instead cup into vagina with edges pressed together, keeping horizontal as directed by all the successful people on the web

Step 3: Clean up copious amounts of lube off bathroom floor and out of vagina

Step 4: Try not to break neck as bathroom floor turns into slip n slide

Repeat


How the hell does anyone use a cup full of semen and not have it gush out the front while inserting it?????

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